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[edit] Opinion: Have fun with your TeensWhile it is crucial for parents to be role models and carry out endless responsibilities, it is equally important for parents to laugh, share good jokes and do some fun things with their teens. Sharing jokes and smiling together strengthens the bond that family members share and goes a long way in building a good relationship between parents and children. [edit] Teen Commandments# Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (why wait that long)# Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper) # Thou shall not steal from K-Mart (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) # Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect) # Thou shall not steal from your parents (everyone knows grandma has more money) # Thou shall not get into fights (Cat fight anyhow...just start them) # Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off) # Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class (Hooters pays more) Reference: Check out the site for more of such stuff [edit] Make The BedsWhen we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers.I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was perfectly made each day. One night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret. He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag. Reference: Find more such perfect teens on this site [edit] A Teenager is …* A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.* A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday. * Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room. * A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed. Tip: For more of these, you could see the following link: A Teenager is… [edit] Political Correctness for Teenagers* No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired." * Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience." Tip: You can find more of these jokes at the following site: Political Correctness [edit] Other Joke Sites for Teens and ParentsParents and Kids JokesParents Jokes [edit] Bibliography[edit] Related PagesRacism and PrejudicesBonding Therapy Teen and Parent Jokes Religion Divorce Teens and the Green Movement [edit] External Helpful Sites[edit] Outline SequencePortal:Misc.>Teen and Parent Jokes |
